Did I ever tell you about the time I . . .
We’ve all had odd, strange, hard to explain experiences, right? I mean, it certainly can’t just be me, can it?
Like the time I was mistaken for a hooker – oops, no that happened twice actually and in a twenty year time span. Or the time I shut my hand entirely in the car door and somehow managed not to scream but more importantly not to break a single bone. And when I managed to completely melt the inside of the $600 microwave, so badly the walls dripped and the fan lay on the turntable. There was the full sheet birthday cake I baked twice, too. That smelled much better than the melted microwave, at least.
Okay, those are all embarrassing - and true.
But did I ever tell you about the time I . . . e-mailed Catherine Coulter and asked her for the name of an agent. Oh, not her’s, of course. No, I knew I’d have to start with a hungry new agent, (very sadly, I do believe these are close to my exact words) someone willing to take on a diamond in the rough.
Yep, I did.
Yep, she answered.
Nope, she didn’t give me a name. She’s smart.
She was very gracious in her personal reply, thanking me for my compliments on her books and telling me that the path I had already told her I was on – joining RWA and my local chapter, GSRWA – was the right way to eventually find an agent and publisher who could believe in and support my work.
I still can’t believe I did that. Wait – yes I can!


This was too darn funny! How about giving requested pages to the head of Crown Publishing with no name, single-spaced. Yep. Me. She smiled and said she'd remember me. I bet she did...
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