So, today is Cranky Co-Workers Day.  Come on - do those whiners really need their own day?  Aren't they a pain enough to deal with?  Yes, yes, it's true I personally have no current co-workers (unless you count the snotty characters who aren't talking to me much right now).  Still I have certainly had them.  I'm sure you all have too. 

There are the hypochondriacs who will always be sicker than you even if you're bleeding from your ears.  The ones who tell you to stop being happy about your new boyfriend - he'll just cheat on you with your best friend in a month, anyway.  The ones who complain because your kids aren't in therapy (just wait, they tell you, the brats will be some day!).  Those who grouse about the fact the boss smiles at you and wonders out loud just what you did to make said boss so happy.  There are some who snarl when the cute delivery guy compliments your attire and claims it's only because you wear blouses so low cut that they show off your collar bones.  Even a few who cannot stand the one picture of your puppy pinned up at your cubicle ("is all that clutter really necessary?").

Sure we all have crappy days but some people are just crappy.  Nothing seems to make them happy unless it's complaining.

Maybe they just need a really good shag.   Okay, probably not gonna happen, huh?

How about a killer pair of red suede pumps?