Oct 28th - National Chocolates Day!

Happy National Chocolates Day! Click on the link to learn about it and how chocolate has been around for more than two millennia! Wow, huh? Thank you, Mayans!
Today is also my sister-in-law's birthday. At least, I think she's my s-i-l. Actually, I'm not sure I still have in-laws. I mean, I didn't divorce her brother or their son. I didn't choose to leave that family. It's wasn't my fault (well, to be fair, it wasn't his either - he died).
I've been confused about this for years. Do I still have in-laws? Am I in-lawless? And if I do still have them, what if I were to remarry? Would I then have two sets of in-laws? Is that even legal? Would I be in trouble for being poly-in-law-gamous?
Webster's simply states it's "a relative by marriage".
WorldWeb simply says it's "a relative by marriage".
Wikipedia simply says "In-Laws is a American situation comedy that aired on NBC from September 2002 until January 2003".
I'm still confused.



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