I'm All A-Twitter
I’m a little freaked out right now.
There’s a grill following me on Twitter.
Yes, a grill.
No, not a barbecue, I know the difference. It’s a grill.
Seriously, an entire grill is following me. Actually, it’s more than an entire grill. It’s a grill chain, that’s following me, as in more-than-one-store.
A chain of grills, in seventeen states mind you, that specializes in Mongolian stir-fry, is following me. And they don’t have a location anywhere in my state – not even in the states that border my state!
But, they’re following me.
And they claim it’s not cuisine. Oh no, it’s so much more. It’s “an INTERACTIVE style of exhibition cooking” apparently in keeping with how Genghis Khan did it so they must make you squat in a field and cook your food over a red hot battle shield while naked.
I’m sorry – no? That’s incorrect?
My bad, that’s how Genghis Khan did it. My stalking-Mongolian-stir-fry-grill-chain-in-seventeen-states-but-not-one-remotely-close-to-where-I-live is more of a “restaurant” style eating experience, probably without the nudity, but I guess somehow still INTERACTIVE.
No, I don’t know how a restaurant can be INTERACTIVE unless they expect you to kill your own food in plain sight and/or grill it on your shields. For the record, I rarely want to interact with my food source prior to consumption.
And they’re following me.
Wait! That means I must have said something really fabulous in one of my like, sixteen tweets ever, for this huge chain of Mongolian grills to be following me.
Damn, I’m becoming famous even before I get published!
Cool.
Go me.
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Smiles are good things, Lexi.
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Okay, you should post warning before saying stuff like this>
so they must make you squat in a field and cook your food over a red hot battle shield while naked.
I’m sorry – no? That’s incorrect?
Because you made me spit my pepsi all over my computer screen.
Haven't laughed like that in a very long time.
Thanks for the laugher. Now come clean my moniter up.
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Sorry about the spitage, there, Trish. But I am perversely happy you got a laugh out of it.
Do you know anyone else who has an interactive Mongolian stir-fry grill chain following them? Lie and tell me you do. Thank you.
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Actually,
No- nobody else has complained of being followed by a grill and not just a grill, but an entire chain of grills.
I suspect they may be stalking you. I mean think about it. . . just what kind of meat goes into this Mongolian stir-fry? If you suddenly quit blogging I will investigate and send the authorities in the Mongolian stir-fyers' direction.
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Thanks, Trish. Nice to know somebody has my back!
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Well no, actually.
Not your back.
If the mongolian stir-fryers have done
a *Fried Green Tomatos on you* your back would not my choice for the main course. . .
I've always been a leg girl.
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How do I subscribe to your blog? I do not see RSS
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Hi! On the right side sidebar, there is a subscription for e-mail notices. I'll try really hard to figure out the RSS feed thingy soon - promise!
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